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The Prophet's Support Group: Jonah Episode

DANIEL  Welcome everyone, thank you for overcoming the acute social anxiety that comes from living the life of a prophet to join us for this evening's Prophet's Support Group.  My name is Daniel, best known of course for the stint in the lion's den, although I personally don't think I get enough credit for the whole vegan thing.  Last week we heard from Hosea and his experience after the Boss's orders to intentionally marry a prostitute-which I have to say made all that kale seem small in comparison.  So thank you for sharing, and blessings to you and the Mrs. as you begin couple's therapy this week.  We have a newcomer tonight, everyone give a warm welcome to Jonah! JONAH  Thank you, thank you everyone.  Wow it's weird to be here finally, you know?  Well I guess it all started when the Boss told me to go to Nineveh... ____________________________________________________________________________ GOD  Jonah, listen, set down the milk and h...